Odd moment...

While eating at a restaurant, I had to go to the bathroom. I finish and go to wash my hands. It's kind of a cramped bathroom but there are two sinks. Another guy is entering the door and we pause to let the other by when we realize we're both headed to the same sinks. We begin washing our hands and he says, "I got gas and didn't want to stink up the place." I'm thinking this guy just told me he came in here to wash his hands and fart a lot. I give him this really odd look, like why are you telling me this? He continues with, "I spilled some and got it all over my hands." It is at this time I realize he is talking about gasoline and can hardly contain my laughter!